Sunday, February 14, 2010
Tiger Heart
Tiger heart is one my favorite "so bad it's good movies." It is so unbelievably awful that is has to be seen to be believed. It's about a teenage guy who finds out the neighborhood that his karate dojo resides in is going to be taken over by a greedy developer and his band of thugs. This movie was made in 1996, but it looks like it was made in 1986. The cheesy 1980's style theme song doesn't help matters. The hero in this film appears to weigh about 140 pounds and looks extremely feminine. It's hard to believe he can beat up anyone. Amazingly he beats up about 40 guys throughout the movie. The hero's sidekick is one of the worst comic relief character in the history of movies. He hits on women without success with his terrible pick up lines, all throughout the film. He's lucky he doesn't get sprayed with mace. I found it particularly hilarious that the sidekick appeared to be 30 years old playing a 17 year old. Then I checked his IMDB page and came to find he actually was 30 when they made the movie! The film climaxes with a big fight between our "hero" and a gang of 10 year old karate students versus the real estate developer's thugs. Thugs who have guns and knives and who get beat up by 10 year old children. Unbelievable.
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